Girl, why are you SCREAMING?
The Republican National Convention kicked off on Monday, and, while President Trump was a near ubiquitous presence, the real stand out speaker of the night was undoubtedly former Fox News host, national chair of Trump’s 2020 Victory Finance Committee, Gavin Newsom’s ex, and Donald Trump, Jr.’s current girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Guilfoyle, who genuinely might not understand how microphones work, made her way to the podium and straight up screamed at the American people. The volume and intensity of her speech only increased as the minutes passed, and it wasn’t long before people started to poke fun at her impassioned delivery on Twitter.
Several people compared Guilfoyle’s time at the mic to Season 2, Episode 17 of The Office, “Dwight’s Speech” — the one where Dwight wins the award for Dunder Mifflin salesman of the year and shouts quotes from dictators like Benito Mussolini into a mic. But others just couldn’t get past how damn loud she was.
While you wait for your ears to stop ringing from Guilfoyle’s screams, please enjoy reading these reactions.
This Guilfoyle speech is like Dwight giving the Mussolini speech to a paper convention
— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) August 25, 2020
God. All that time in Community Theater really payed off, Kimberly!
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) August 25, 2020