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Crusader Kings III’s Cucumber King Is Not A Kinslayer, And You Can No Longer Mistake Your Infant Child For A Serial Killer

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Illustration: Crusader Kings III / KotakuThat’s right, it’s Crusader Kings III patch notes time.The game—very likely my Game of The Year nomination—has already set a very high bar for patch notes, but this latest round has seen the mark improved.AdvertisementI could list them all straight from Steam’s changelog, but really, it’s better—and more thematically appropriate—to…
Crusader Kings III’s Cucumber King Is Not A Kinslayer, And You Can No Longer Mistake Your Infant Child For A Serial Killer

Illustration: Crusader Kings III / KotakuThat’s right, it’s Crusader Kings III patch notes time.The game—very likely my Game of The Year nomination—has already set a very high bar for patch notes, but this latest round has seen the mark improved.AdvertisementI could list them all straight from Steam’s changelog, but really, it’s better—and more thematically appropriate—to hear them in the style of a town crier:AdvertisementAdvertisementLaugh if you will, but these wouldn’t have been detected and fixed if people hadn’t run into them as actual issues.Read More

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