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Black Friday, the day when almost every store has deals (more than you could ever conceivably look through in an ENTIRE LIFETIME), is here.
We waded through mountains of bargains for you and found some of the best deals in every category.FYI — deals can move quickly. We’ll do our best to keep this post and imagery as up-to-date as possible, but we can’t catch everything immediately. Check back throughout Black Friday (and Cyber Weekend) to see our latest updates as the deals change!
Here are some of our favorite sex toy finds:
30% off a Fifty Shades of Grey rabbit I’m certain everybunny is gonna love.
Promising review: “My partner loves it when I use this. It hits all the right spots for her. It’s the perfect thing to spice things up. Even though we’ve been together for a really long time, this winds her up like I did when we were teens. It is well priced, cleans really easily, and gives her really good stimulation.” —Squirter1Get it from Lovehoney for $62.99 (originally $89.99).
20% off a Satisfyer Pro 2 for satisfying any particular itch with vibrating airwaves, meaning it won’t actually ever touch your clitoris (or your nipples, which also sounds amazing). Is this magic? Maybe.
This has 11 different settings and comes with a magnetic USB cable. Check out my BuzzFeed coworker’s full write-up on this tantalizing toy and find out why people truly swear by it. Promising review: “I thought I would never have another orgasm in my life because I take medication that prevents me from it. This was my last hope. It has been two and a half years without being able to have an orgasm. I was nervous that all the reviews would not help in my case. I WAS WRONG!!! If you are on medication and have no sex drive, to boot, you need to buy this. Buy this NOW so you can enjoy it this weekend.” —WindsongGet it from Amazon for $34.95 (originally $49.95).
20% off an AirVibe, the Bellesa and BuzzFeed penetration-and-oral sex simulator that’ll prove juuust how satisfying multitasking really is.
Enter promo code BLACKFRIDAY at checkout! BTW, Bellesa is offering 20% off everything; 25% off when you spend $79; and 30% off if you spend over $149.Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $47.20 (originally $59).I own this toy and love it — dig into my AirVibe breakdown to find out what this thing can do. Spoiler alert: good things.
20% off a Dame Fin, a finger vibe so pro at recognizing your needs you’re gonna wanna give it your ~digits~.
Want even more versatile play? The tether is removable, so feel free to switch things up! It’s water resistant, made of medical-grade silicone, is USB-rechargeable, and has three speeds. FYI, Dame is offering 20% off site-wide, with 35% off sets! Get it from Dame for $68 (originally $85; available in two colors).
30% off a mini massage wand with seven patterns and TEN intensity levels per pattern. This wand is sure to make you believe in magic.
Promising review: “This was my first toy and it was amazing. I really, really enjoyed it. It’s normally hard for me to cum but this gave me one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had (and was a nice massager too, lol). I like how it’s more portable because I live in a dorm so it’s a lot easier to store. One of the best purchases I’ve made. The beautiful packaging was a bonus.” —CateGet it from Lovehoney for $34.99 (originally $49.99; available in four colors).
25% off a G-spot massager — a fun-loving activity to treat yourself to when you’re hungry to do something new and pretty sure an orgasm would really hit the spot.
Enter code BESTOW at checkout!The massager includes seven preset functions with adjustable intensity and it’s USB rechargeable. It takes about two and a half hours of charge for two hours of use. This includes a satin storage bag. Get it from Lovelife for $44.25 (originally $59; available in two colors).
25% off a pair of Luna Beads that vibrate in response to your movements, so you can create a totally customized experience all on your own. When you feel the intense buildup these bbs bring, you’ll know why reviewers think these are the bead’s knees.
Promising review: “I bought this as a present for myself and I was not disappointed. It’s very comfortable to wear and easy to clean.” —DaniMKGet them from Lelo for $52 (originally $69).
30% off a bendable smart vibrator designed for G-spot, clitoral, penis, and perineum stimulation. This includes a playbook with step-by-step instructions for helping you hit the spot, because satisfying yourself shouldn’t be another stress in your life!
Using the Mystery Vibe app, you can control and customize your Crescendo’s vibration patterns, while also learning tips and tricks that may help heat things up! This treasure is waterproof, wireless, USB-rechargeable, and made from premium silicone. Promising review: “This is a sex toy like no other. This is a piece of art that can deliver a great deal of fun and pleasure.” —BenGet it from Mystery Vibe for $104.99 (originally $149.99; available in two colors).
25% off a smooth oral sex simulator that’ll totally be *insert tongue-in-cheek comment here*.
This is waterproof, USB rechargeable, and has 12 settings. Don’t miss a single thing! Check out all of Lelo’s Black Friday deals and get yourself one extra, extra-special something.Promising review: “I read about Lelo in a quarantine love toys piece and was automatically curious. I liked the color selection and ordered aqua blue. It’s a beautiful product, well packaged, and comes with initial lube if you don’t have some handy to ensure your test drive is not hindered. Well-thought-out touch-ensuring silicone connection. Ample choices of speed and variation. All in all – this is a sure winner to anyone’s toy collection.” —Just Queer Get it on sale from Lelo for $127 (originally $169; available in three colors).
30% off a wearable vibe you can wrap around your penis, giving you (and your partner!) tantalizing added sensations during sex.
This genius device has six anatomically positioned motors, making vibrations travel through the penis to give both you and your partner orgasms. It’s designed to stretch over the penis and perineum, causing ‘increased blood flow, extended erection, and prolonged pleasure.’ It has a USB-rechargeable battery and can be controlled using the MysteryVibe App. Promising review: “This is a sex toy like no other. It’s not a nasty, cheap, big, pink pseudo willy – it’s a piece of art that can deliver a great deal of fun and pleasure.” —Ben Get it from Tenuto for $118.99 (originally $169.99).
22% off a Sona 2 Cruise with a unique clitoral-stimulating design that’ll provide an ebb and flow of orgasmic pleasure. This absorbs sonic waves and transmits them back to your clitoris, while automatically increasing in intensity when pressed harder against your body.
Promising review: “This is my first pleasure product, but I can’t thank myself enough for purchasing this. It blew my mind how amazing this product is. I didn’t think I would enjoy it so much, but it’s hella awesome and I would totally recommend to anyone who doesn’t want a pleasure product that involves penetration.” —Lelo CustomerGet it from Lelo for $104 (originally $139; available in three colors).
20% off a butt plug set sure to seduce hard working people who love some business in the back.
Enter promo code BLACKFRIDAY at checkout! BTW, Bellesa is offering 20% off everything; 25% off when you spend $79; and 30% off if you spend over $149.Promising review: “These plugs have a nice size progression to them. They are comfortable to wear (velvet smooth) even around the house and the packaging is the cherry on top for this beautiful product.” —Brittish BrittGet it from Bellesa Boutique for $36 (originally $45; available in two colors).
50% off a remote-controlled partner vibrator — once you have this inside, your partner also feels the same orgasmic rotations and vibrations as they enter in. Because sharing really is…wait for it…caring.
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This has eight vibration patterns and is waterproof and USB rechargeable. Don’t miss a single thing! Check out all of Lelo’s Black Friday deals and get yourself one extra, extra-special something.Promising review: “I bought this as an early birthday gift and am happy with how it was received. She really loves the texture and it definitely adds some new features to our play.” —Razyr83Get it from Lelo for $89 (originally $179; available in three colors).
A penis dildo with an ultra-realistic mold, for anyone who trembles with pleasure at the sight of raised veins.
Promising review: “This was my first ever toy and I think this was a really good choice! The bright pink is really fun and makes it feel more like a pleasure object, rather than a dick imitation. The texture is really smooth and flexible, and the vein details feel great on the clit. The vibrations are amazing, and really easy to control.” —iwantyourmagicGet it from Lovehoney for $14.99 (originally $29.99; available in three colors).
33% off a clitoral vibrator that’s gonna stimulate your best bits with blissful, touch-free sensations. Bonus: it’s designed in such a way that your body should never get used to the sensations, meaning you’re gonna be surprised by this pleasure time and time again.
Promising review: “Guaranteed orgasms? No problem with this toy!” —Jasmine A.Get it from Womanizer for $86.25 (originally $129).
A kegel ball set that’ll give your vagina a workout, helping it achieve some impressive compressions during penetrative sex (that’ll, in turn, give you great orgasms). This’ll come with a carrying case, varied weights, and a silicone insert.
Enter promo code BLACKFRIDAY at checkout! BTW, Bellesa is offering 20% off everything; 25% off when you spend $79; and 30% off if you spend over $149.Promising review: “I never did kegel exercises until after giving birth. Now it’s part of the routine. This was my first time buying actual kegel balls and so far so great. My muscles seem to contract while the balls are in without my even trying.” —CynthiaGet it from Bellesa Boutique for $23.20 (originally $29).
A rhythmic suction vibe with five intensity settings in its tiny, compact design…these are gonna pack a big punch and, as the design intended, blow you away.
The battery is USB rechargeable and this spiffy little pal is waterproof! And just so you know, the entire shop is 20% off for Black Friday! Promising review: “I LOVE MY PUFF. It’s a totally unique sensation compared to other vibes and the price point is incredible!” —M.Get it from Unbound for $36.80 (originally $46; available in two colors).
25% off a wearable finger vibe sure to satisfy folks who are sick and tired of 2020 and are ready to ~ring~ in the new year, with a new sex toy, right now.
Enter code BESTOW at checkout!This has five different pulsating modes and includes a USB charging cord. It’s waterproof and recommended to be used with a water-based lube. Get it from Lovelife for $51.79 (originally $69).
30% off a penile vibrator for helping anyone with a penis enjoy some sensational, hands/stroke free stimulation.
This has six vibration settings and works on any spot on your penis. It’s waterproof and has a rechargeable battery. BTW, this product’s packaging currently uses a gendered term. If you’d prefer to receive the product without the packaging until name updates are made, you can request that via their customer support. Get it from Hot Octopuss for $69.30 (originally $99).
25% off a traveling clit stimulator with a slip-proof magnet, remote control, and a body contorting design, so you can place it straight in your undies and enjoy while on the go!
Enter promo code BLACKFRIDAY at checkout! BTW, Bellesa is offering 20% off everything; 25% off when you spend $79; and 30% off if you spend over $149.Promising review: “I have a friend who was telling me about this and I forgot about it until I saw it here. Three days later, my doorbell rings and voila, the Moxie. Its design is genius, allowing you to adjust and set it exactly how you see fit. And it’s so subtle. It’s also extremely quiet so it really lets you live out the fantasy of using a discreet vibrator wherever you want. I’ve only used it privately up until now but I’m planning to actually take it for a spin in the real world ASAP!” —JodieGet it from Bellesa Boutique for $96.75 (originally $129).
20% off a statement ring with three vibrating speeds and two customizable modes, likely making this bold beauty the first piece of jewelry you ever own that’ll love on *you* as much as you love *it*.
Your ring will be 100% waterproof and even swivels to give you unique positional play. It also has a *lovely* magnetic charging dock – one hour of charge gives you an hour of play. And just so you know, the entire shop is 20% off for Black Friday! Promising review: “This gives you an ‘ouf’ all day! I love this ring! I am so glad I got it and will enjoy my naughty little secret for years to come!” —S.D.Get it from Unbound for $79.20 (originally $99; available in two colors and sizes 5–8).
25% off a remote-controlled prostate massager sure to have both beginners and experts alike enjoying some ahhh-mazing orgasms.
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This has six vibration patterns, is waterproof, and USB rechargeable. Don’t miss a single thing! Check out all of Lelo’s Black Friday deals and get yourself one extra, extra-special something.Promising review: “This is a great prostate massager with incredible power. It could be used together or alone. I personally love the power vibration on the prostate, as well as externally on the scrotum. I fully recommend it!” —JohnWick78Get it on Lelo for $165 (originally $219, available in three colors).
25% off a pair of vibrator panties are gonna become a wardrobe staple you won’t wanna live without.
Enter code BESTOW at checkout!This can be controlled with the personal remote provided or with sound syncs –the vibrations literally move with music! It can run up for four hours and uses rechargeable batteries. Get them from Lovelife by Ohmibod for $89.25 (originally $119).
20% off a We-Vibe Touch, a mini (and waterproof) clitoral vibe with *EIGHT* different modes. This is gonna be easy to use discretely, thanks to the quite vibrations from this deceptively strong device.
Use code BF20! Promising review: “I know, it’s not a newcomer. But I just recently discovered We-Vibe Touch. During Quarantine, which was a life saver. For real. I am single. But thanks to Touch, I have quarantine worries no more. This is amazing. Just a bit said I didn’t have it years ago.” —MeMyselfIslaGet it from We-Vibe for $79.20 (originally $99).
25% off a G-spot and clit stimulator that’ll vibrate at both tips. It features seven vibration modes that’ll switch in and out of pattern play with a single button.
Enter promo code BLACKFRIDAY at checkout! BTW, Bellesa is offering 20% off everything; 25% off when you spend $79; and 30% off if you spend over $149.Promising review: “This is my favorite vibrator that I’ve bought. I find that the clit and G-spot vibes I’ve bought before either did a good job on one or the other. The Dea is amazing and really fits as it says in the description. The double vibration feels ridiculously good. BUY THIS.” —FrankieGet it from Bellesa Boutique for $89.25 (originally $119; available in two colors).
20% off an irresponsibly satisfying clitoral vibe with flexible wings for wrapping under the labia, creating a perfect fit and thus, a *perf* orgasm…again and again. And AGAIN.
FYI, Dame is offering 20% off site-wide, with 35% off sets! Promising review: “I got this to use during intercourse with my partner. It definitely increased my pleasure, but also the intimacy of the moment. I loved that it was hands-free. I had no trouble with it staying in place. This is a great toy!” —Robin A.Get it from Dame for $108 (originally $135; available in two colors).
20% off an intergalactic glass dildo you can heat up or cool off under water, allowing you to test out some experimental temperature play. This stunning piece is totally gonna have you seeing stars.
And just so you know, the entire shop is 20% off for Black Friday! Promising review: “I ordered this because a friend recommended it and it did NOT disappoint. My girlfriend and I both agree, the glass is sooo smooth in comparison to all of the silicone toys we have been using. The curvature is incredible for pleasure and the handle is shaped well for ease of use. Also, it’s the most beautiful sex toy I’ve ever seen; honestly would have no shame if I left it on my bed and a roommate asked what it was lol. That probably won’t happen, though, because it came with a cute storage bag! I’m excited to explore with temperature play! <3" —M.Get it from Unbound for $29.60 (originally $37).
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Reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.