When Finn sang “You’re Having My Baby” to Quinn even though she was only pretending that Finn was the father and he knew she’d be in massive trouble when her parents found out.
When the New Directions performed their horny rendition of “Push It” by Salt-N-Pepa in front of the entire school.
When Sue wanted to get Kurt and Blaine back together, so she locked them in an elevator and wouldn’t let them out until they kissed.
When Mr. Schue rapped and got way more into it than he should’ve.
When Rachel made a music video for “Run Joey Run” and it was…A LOT.
When Sue Sylvester pulled a Nicki Minaj — pink wig and everything — and sang “Super Bass.”
When Tina had a huge crush on Blaine, so she wanted to take care of him when he got sick…and then she sensually rubbed VapoRub all over his chest while he was asleep.
When Sarah Jessica Parker guest-starred and sang a mashup of “Let’s Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time.”
When the New Directions sang “We Found Love” and Artie threw himself and his wheelchair into the pool for the sake of the choreography.
When the Adam’s Apples sang this easy-breezy banjo cover of “Baby Got Back.”
When Rachel and Finn started making out in front of an entire auditorium of people after their Nationals performance, which cost them the entire competition.
When Emma sang “Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me” to Will and it was just all kinds of uncomfy.
When Rachel had a major crush on Mr. Schue and suggested that they sing “Endless Love” together.
When Finn prayed to a grilled cheese that had a burn mark shaped like Jesus and called it “Grilled Cheesus.”
When Will sang “The Thong Song” and grinded on Emma while she wore a replica of Princess Di’s wedding gown.
When the New Directions performed a highly sexualized cover of “Toxic” and Mr. Schue decided that it would be best if he performed it with them.
When the New Directions performed “Chandelier” and they made Myron dress up as Maddie Ziegler and run around the auditorium.
Finally, when Mr. Schue told the New Directions that they’re all minorities because they’re in the glee club.