Harry wouldn’t marry Meghan if anti-immigration fanatics had their way

Harry wouldn’t marry Meghan if anti-immigration fanatics had their way

Sir Vince Cable mocks anti-immigration fanatics by saying that if they had their way, Prince Harry would not be marrying Meghan Markle.

‘Many Meghans weren’t lucky enough to fall in love with a Prince,’ says the Liberal Democrat leader. ‘They are denied visas and split from their partners because it is said they are bogus.’

‘Many Meghans weren’t lucky enough to fall in love with a Prince,’ says the Liberal Democrat leader

 Tory toff Jacob Rees-Mogg loped up to fellow anti-Brussels MP Mike Penning to ask him why he hadn’t joined the European Research Group – Jacob’s mob of hard Brexiteer Conservatives. Penning, a tough nut ex-squaddie educated at an Essex comprehensive, told the Old Etonian: ‘Because you are the leader, Jacob.’ Gent JRM replied: ‘Not at all, Michael. I quite understand…’

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un

A handy reason for a summit with Kim 

One of Boris Johnson’s Foreign Office aides has a mischievous new explanation as to why Donald Trump is so keen to be seen gladhanding the new ‘peace loving’ North Korean leader Kim Jong Un at their forthcoming summit. 

‘Kim is the only world leader with even titchier hands and

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